Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Thursday, September 18, 2014

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And it's timely, kind of! California's devastating drought has got me feeling very twitchy about lawns. I sheet-mulched mine a few years ago and put in native plants, and even some of them are giving me an awfully parched end-of-summer look.

Perhaps a poem about a passionately aquatic rodent can be considered akin to a rain dance.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Scientists as the salt of the earth

Personal virtues that might be commonly attributed to scientists include intelligence, persistence, concentration, diligence--virtues of the head, one might say.

Less frequently associatated with scientists are virtues of the heart: kindness, generosity, compassion.

Yet it was an abundance of these latter virtues that constantly impressed me during the four-day Strathfest extravaganza, a retirement party for Richard and Megumi Strathmann. Students, colleagues and friends gathered at Friday Harbor from around the world to celebrate the "global influence of Strathmann". As they spoke of lessons they'd learned from this brilliant scientist couple, I heard the same threads being woven together again and again:

Meticulously credit others with ideas. Provide students with the best materials and support. Always be respectful. Treat students as colleagues. Take your science seriously, but don't take yourself seriously. "I love being wrong because that's when I really learn something new." He makes you feel smart. Someone comes into their offices, and it doesn't matter what they were doing before, now they're yours.

This sweetness, this humility, wasn't present just in Richard and Megumi, it was the flavor of the whole crew. Everyone, absolutely without exception, was smart and interesting and funny and, most especially, kind. It didn't matter whether I was talking to a retired whitebeard or a fellow grad student or anyone in between. Every conversation was shaped by mutual interest and respect. I met for the first time famous people whose names I have heard and read for years, and I made friends I'd like to keep forever.

Mentioning my desire to move into science communication after I finish grad school, I met with nothing but enthusiasm and encouragement. With several people I brainstormed a coffee table book about field stations, across America or across the world. It would be such fun to research and write! Field stations are remarkable places, marked by a certain cosmopolitan insularity, populated by characters so distinctive you'd swear they're fictitious.

As background, I have to read Here's How We'll Do It, a book on the creation of Shoals Marine Laboratory in the 1970s. Other books recommended in various conversations throughout the weekend include Oranges, Volcano Cowboys, Science at the Edge (is this the right book? I have to ask Moose!), The Crest of the Wave, Mindless Eating, The Plug-in Drug, and the Dictionary of Word Roots. Also, one TV show: Slings and Arrows, about a troubled Shakespeare festival.

But all conversational diversity aside, the party was at its core a four-day ode to invertebrate larvae and embryos, since Richard basically invented the field of larval ecology. I met him (and Friday Harbor itself) in the summer of 2008, when I took Invertebrate Embryology. I had an absolute dream of a time drawing embryos night and day, composing poetry, and falling a little bit in love.

Strathfest, just as I'd been hoping, was a concentrated dose of more of the same. Just about the most awesome way I could imagine to ring in the new year.

January 1st, 2010: The Larval Art Auction

The goal was to raise money for a scholarship fund. To this end, I contributed the very hand pluteus whose creation is illustrated in Make Your Own Hand Pluteus. I was a little embarrassed to see it rubbing shoulders with such unique wonders as hand-knit echinoderms and photographs of dancing larvae, but was pleasantly surprised that it did get a few bids. And since only one person could take it home, I now have commissions to make several more for the non-winning bidders!

The darlings of the auction were the incredible twin cuttlefish sculpted, glazed, and fired by Richard's last student Fernanda. They carried the evening, a perfect blend of biological accuracy and aesthetic interpretation. I have to prod Fernanda to see if she would be willing to post pictures somewhere . . .

January 2nd, 2010: The Larval Poetry Slam

Writing poetry about larvae has been a glorious tradition since the days of Walter Garstang. The pairing seems extraordinarily appropriate to me, because both larvae and poetry come in a wild diversity of form. Limerick. Actinotroch. Sonnet. Pilidium. Haiku. Planula.

Triolet.

The triolet is an old French form of eight lines. The first line is repeated twice, the second once. It has enjoyed much popularity with modern poets as well; one of the best examples is from Wendy Cope. I readily confess that I completely ripped off her rhyme scheme for my contribution to the poetry slam, which was born out of my frustration with growing baby squid at home in the lab.

You see, during the Invertebrate Embryology class, we fertilized dozens of species' eggs and watched them develop with ease to hatching and beyond. But at home, when I try to fertilize Humboldt squid eggs in the lab, my success rates are dismal. Other researchers don't have much better luck. One of the big problems has to do with an envelope, called a chorion, which surrounds the embryo. It's supposed to expand as the embryo develops, giving it room to grow, but this expansion can only be stimulated by jelly from the mother squid's special jelly glands. Sadly, we can't get her to extrude jelly on demand, so we take the glands, freeze-dry them, grind them into power, and sprinkle the powder in the water with the eggs.

Heh. When I say it like that, it sounds impossible that it would work at all. Miraculously, it does, but not very well. So, in closing, here is an

Embryonic Triolet

In vitro
looked so easy. But embryonic
squid are awfully difficult to grow.
The nature of the challenge, chorionic.
In vitro looked so easy. But embryonic
squid require a freeze-dried jelly tonic.
And even then the embryos won't grow.
In vitro looked so easy. But embryonic

squid are awfully difficult to grow!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

the bow of the ship

I began this poem during my month-long sojourn as visiting scientist on the MacArthur II in 2006. Three years later, as I'm working up plankton data from that and many other cruises, seemed a good time to finish and post it.

~

The bow of the ship is sacred on moonless nights.
You stumble up there, drunk with artificial lights,
and sway in the darkness--clinging, staring, blind.
Moment by moment, you are sobered by the black,
until your appetite diminishes. You find
that single photons from long-gone supernovas
are enough to satisfy you. If you look back,
an open porthole seems obscenely bright:
a gluttony.

Best if your voyage takes you far beyond
where city glow demarcates the horizon.
Here nothing separates sky from sea, save
the abrupt absence of stars.
                                             Or not. You see
a luminescent soup, a swarm, in every wave!
They are tiny, these planktonic supernovas,
their lifespans shorter than any star or galaxy.
But to your light-thirsty eyes, they are the same:
a single sip.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

No Deep Sea Biologists Have Died of Exploding Fish*

Alas, poor James, so he believed,
But then they dragged the net too deep.
He knew swim bladders do expand,
But, unaware how much they can,
Eager James leaned o'er the trawl--
Crustaceans, jellies, fish, and all.
Dear Jim died when a fish exploded--
He didn't think rattails were loaded.


* A direct quote from a Deep Sea Biology lecture . . .

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Poetry and the Pet Peeve

What is up with the poetry, you may be asking? That was weird!

Well, I love poetry, and although I have produced a great deal of it which ought never to see the light of day, some pieces seem sufficiently amusing to share. So instead of your regularly scheduled geekiness, there will occasionally appear here a poem, which is . . . I guess just differently flavored geekiness.

Particularly true of today's poem, which I would very much like to illustrate someday as though it were a children's book.

Pet Peeve

My pet peeve up and ran away.
It’s been gone since yesterday.
I’m worried that it may run wild—
Nip the neighbors, savage a child.

The police could help if it were under
Some official license number.
This works for dog or cat or bird
But my pet peeve’s not registered.

What if it finds a wild peeve mate?
And what if those two procreate?
They’ll grow with every generation,
Establishing a population.

What if the whole herd turns feral?
They might terrorize some rural
Village, or become invasive
In places where peeves are not native.

The ecologists will come back to me.
And so will the village authorities.
They’ll hunt me down and lock me up
For failing to keep my peeve chained up.

And that will be a lesson to me:
Never to let a peeve run free.
So keep your pet peeves locked away,
And always, always neuter or spay.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

an embryo lullaby

Sleep tight, little cleavage stage,
In your fertilization envelope.
You can rest while I draw this page;
You’re safe under my microscope.

Sleep tight, little blastula,
While your cilia take you for a ride.
Soon you’ll be a gastrula;
Meanwhile, snuggle on my cover slide.

Sleep tight, little larval form,
Pluteus, ancestrula*, or trochophore.
The lab won’t let you get too warm,
And the plumbing drains right to the shore.


* After following the link, hit ctrl-F and type "ancestrula".

Friday, February 23, 2007

the best (educational) poem ever

Big whirls have little whirls
Which feed on their velocity.
And little whirls have lesser whirls,
And so on 'til viscosity.


- Richardson, L. F. Weather Prediction by Numerical Process (Cambridge Univ. Press, 1922).

I was introduced to this delightful rhyme during a seminar given by an engineer-turned-microbiologist. He had totally awesome and interesting things to say about swimming marine microbes that I will have to remember to blog about later.